So it has come to this. |
What can go wrong will go wrong. When it does pull up your pants Steve Urkel style and have a good snorting laugh. |
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Me after I get strange hot men to buy me drinks
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When I drink tequila at a party
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When I don’t really feel like going out but do anyways
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What I yell at myself when I start pms-ing
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The #1 reason I lose an argument
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When my boyfriend makes me mad:
During girls’ night:
Through text/ the internet:
Face-to-face:
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When my friend listens to me bitch in the middle of the night
I just want to be like “thanks”
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(Source: doesnteverybodywanttofallinlove, via weirdandexotic)
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When my dad asks me how I plan to pay for stuff
I’m like
I don’t know? My butt?
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Whenever the other team takes a shot when there's a power play against my team
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WHEN IM NOT IN THE MOOD TO COMFORT MY FRIEND
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WHEN A GUY TRIES TO IMPRESS ME WITH HIS MANLINESS
HE’S LIKE:
AND I’M LIKE:
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When I intentionally don't respond to texts and then have to give an excuse later
